Yes. [the truncation highlights the composer's opinion and can be considered to be highly modal, reiterating the message that is being sent]. We are all going to die. [again, high modality has been used in exaggeration to persuade the responder to gain the composer's point of view] Let us look forward to it. [use of collective pronoun involves the responder and creates empathy, evoking a personal response and a collective journey]
Anyway the analysis of the above kind of made me lose track of what I was doing. [personal pronoun and colloquial language addresses the responder directly, allowing the responder to have a better insight into the composer's views] Oh yes. So uhh...we have to limit ourselves
Because:
- We must not go shopping
- We must not go on Viwawa
- We must not play hearts on the computer
- We must not go on any other game sites
- We must not go on Facebook
- We must not stalk random men on the internet
- We must not PROCRASTINATE!
[use of listing and repetition of "we must not" reinforces the collective force of the consequences of the actions described and reinforces the need to follow the above instructions in order to attempt to overcome the obstacles of the Journey of the HSC and eliminate the unpredictable forces of procrastination]
This is an excellent plan that will lead to an avoidance of absolute failure in our trials and subsequently the HSC.[The high modality and alliteration acts as a catalyst in persuading the responder into accepting the point of view of the composer]Which i realised today WILL be over in 4 months. [Capitalisation places emphasis on the facts presented] I spent a few crazy moments wondering why there wasn't less time...I was so eager for it to be over! [exclamation highlights the psychological trauma that has been inflicted on the composer]
But never fear, for in LESS than 4 months we will revel in FREEDOM. [the final statement leaves a lasting impression on the reader]
The above is PROOF that composers DO NOT have any meaning or intention or double layers behind their words and they write simply because they CHOOSE to. And therefore it is completely futile, stupid and pointless to try and read into texts when really, there is NOTHING there. But happy holidays!
2 comments:
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA [onomatopoeia amplifies the versimilitude of this expression of joy]
sarah that is BRAVO! [capitalisation emphasises the ingenuity of this article]
i [first person narration appeals to responder's empathy] laughed so hard xDxD [symbolism illustrates vividly one's facial expression]
my favourite line: [colon used to specify the following]
"The high modality and alliteration acts as a catalyst in persuading the responder into accepting the point of view of the composer." [in reference to the "we must not"s] [quoting is direct speech which provides a sense that you are not merely bullsh*tting]
"'An analysis of my work.' is...highly evocative to stomach muscles spasm..."
- The TQuad Times
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I don't get a bit of it
haha anyway yes well i shall procrastinate or i am actaully right now =P
umm yes i just highlighted my stupidity in the first line! =)
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