Tuesday, August 12, 2008

An extended acrostic poem

M
- mischievous (always plotting to shove her rubbish into a rubbish bin a.k.a my bag ==")

- melodious
(12:11 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: The 'Mi Me Ma Mo Mu' Vocal Exercise

- Master of Colourstack
(11:06 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: 3 more days...T.T
(11:07 PM) time to pretend: omg
(11:07 PM) time to pretend: can't believe its been 1.5 weeks already
(11:07 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: haha yeah
(11:07 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: buh i meant 3 more days till i get colourstack back xD

(12:16 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: omGGGGGGG YESSSSSSSSSS
(12:16 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
(12:16 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: *mel resumes the colour stack throne*

E
- evil
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
Hey Jenny
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
remember who i am?
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
I'm your Mr A!
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
Which one? The one who stalks you.
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
Which one? The Techie.
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
Which one? The one with glasses.
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
Which one? The one that looks like alan lam.
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
Yes the one who believes it is FATE that we get together.
アンディー 'お前を打つ!!!' says:
I will cover your needs from A to Z

(5:52 PM) high hopes in ve: see mel
(5:52 PM) high hopes in ve: you can help with maths
(5:52 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: lole only to you
(5:52 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: jkjkz!
(5:52 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: well not joking

(9:01 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: ur nostrils are SO FUNNY

(10:50 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: you're a amorphous gargoyle xDxD

(11:20 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: gah
(11:20 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: hag*
(11:22 PM) high hopes in ve: you just called me a hag
(11:22 PM) high hopes in ve: thanks

L
- laughable
(11:54 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i'm gnaring
(11:54 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: ROFL gnaring xD
(11:54 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i'm gna ring* xD

(11:09 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: you know today's dinner was the most unsatisfactory i've had in quite a while

(5:10 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: Hi! i'm back! Back from a shave just in case you ask for an intimate webcam chat
(5:10 PM) time to pretend: mel... now i know what you get up to when jack comes online
(5:11 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: ewWWWWW
(5:11 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: sif
(5:11 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i don't ave a webcame
(5:11 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: AND I DON"T HAVE FACIAL HAIR TO SHAVE!
(5:11 PM) time to pretend: oh i wasn't thinking facial hair..
(5:11 PM) time to pretend: =]
(5:11 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: T.TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
(5:12 PM) time to pretend: LMAO

(10:57 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: RIFK
(10:57 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: ROFL*
(10:58 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: agagagagagaga
(10:58 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: ahahhahahhaha&

(9:49 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i thought you removed the moob one!!

(10:30 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: "i feel gay"

(10:37 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: hance
(10:37 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: my leaving...

(8:56 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: tis FATWE

(9:33 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: gah i'm tryna finish my lychee drink buh i can't T.T

(1:01 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: sid lki atem
(1:01 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: sif lole at me*
(1:01 AM) high hopes in ve: i actually understood that
(1:01 AM) high hopes in ve: i think i'm learning this
(1:01 AM) high hopes in ve: language of yours
(1:01 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: it just ytpos man
(1:02 AM) high hopes in ve: it is the language of melody's fat fingers
(1:02 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: EWCUSE ME

(5:36 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: omg i opened a can of sweet chili tuna
(5:36 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: and i though ti could take it
(5:37 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: buh it was so bad i had tears

(5:53 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i got SO DISAPPOINTED NND UPADSET
(5:53 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: cosssssss
(5:53 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i was raidin gmy frfige
(5:53 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: for food
(5:53 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: and i found icecream i was like WOOT!
(5:54 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: and then i realised it was a box of my dad's frozen chilli

(10:43 PM) sometimes i wish: lol your legs are fully apart
(10:43 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: yeah! cos i was frustrated

(6:47 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i like it sometimes

(10:40 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: hey ur odin gmy typo typing

(11:24 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: blothes

(9:57 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: GAGAGAGA

(10:53 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: buh i don't want a boo cake T.T
(10:56 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: no i meant a poob cake! >.>
(10:57 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i am going to sign off to do english T.T
(10:58 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: *hides under a leaf*

(12:49 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i'm so gya
(12:49 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: gay*******

(12:56 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: teag wgt gave kive
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i typed everyhtig correctly! just in wrong position jah
(12:57 AM) high hopes in ve: RPF;
(12:57 AM) high hopes in ve: oh shit
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: ROFL
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: SWEE
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: WEE*
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: SEE***
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: OH MY
(12:57 AM) high hopes in ve: HAHAHA
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: T.T
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: far out
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i am so retard
(12:57 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: ed
(12:58 AM) high hopes in ve: i agree
(12:58 AM) high hopes in ve: goodnight
(12:58 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: bibizZz
(12:58 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: zhwdeet weemsZz >E?

(10:43 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: get that otuta my ind
(10:44 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: mind*
(10:44 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: the simle is juck man

(8:59 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: YEAH fatwe doens't even make sense so jus tignor eit!

(9:02 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: riofo mME

(9:02 PM) ramesses, coloss: riofo yYOU
(9:02 PM) ramesses, coloss: yummu yummu

(10:06 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: oh taht was wuck sarh

O
- obsessed with school
(2:00 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: well if yoiu hook up with him he'll probz analyse your relationship as a biz cycle too rofl or maybe a sine curve or maybe an electromagnetic wave or the cyclical journey of the seasons, time and tide, the cyclical nature of humanity where history repeats itself ROFL i think i covered all the subjects i do

(2:05 AM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i shall tell you in teh dark and lead you to the 50th gate where it always begins in blackness, until the first light illumints a hidden frameng of memory...

(9:20 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: you alluded to the 50th gate even back then
(9:21 PM) high hopes in ve: what? how did i
(9:21 PM) the only absolute knowledge attainable by man is that life is meaningless has been added to the conversation.
(9:21 PM) high hopes in ve: i think it's just you
(9:21 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: star LIT
(9:22 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: DING!
(9:22 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: enlightenment

~.: Dying is easy, it's living that's hard. but then it's hard to die, bcoz u have 2 wait...4 ur death:.~ says:
in a factory, skilled workders are paid $300 a day and undilled workders are paid @ 150. If dere r 30 workers n deir wages amount to $ 6000 a day, how many skilled workders r dere?

(9:20 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: hug me til you drug me

(10:04 PM) high hopes in ve: thought it was a journeys story
(10:04 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i totally have written one!11!!!!!11!!

(10:20 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: "say i want you"
"i want you"
"say kiss me"
"kiss me"

(8:38 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: how those alpha & beta kids
(8:38 PM) ramesses, coloss: okay mel
(8:39 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: indulge in erotic play
(8:39 PM) ramesses, coloss: yes
(8:39 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: in the playground

(9:28 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: and his little tadpoles take ont eh role of blade runners to capture sarah's replicant eggs but they shall the opposite of destroying one another

D
- disagreeable
(9:11 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: man shut tup
(9:12 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: >.>
(9:12 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: shut UP

(10:19 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: OMGGGG
(10:19 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: shut upppp

(11:14 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: shut up

(9:55 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: OMGGG
(9:55 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: FAR OUTT he won't shut up!

Y
- ...yellow?

THE

S
- sexy (or sick in the head...)
(8:03 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: with my calvin klein underwear on ;)

(10:34 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: keep bleeding sexual eruption...T.TTTTTTTTTTTT

(9:57 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: mine is wet too

(9:33 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: and these two men were sleeping together on the couch naked buh with blanket on top

(5:32 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: burps are when you release gas right
(5:32 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: so genital burpies are when you produce gas from oyour genitals

(8:09 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i'm really stressed out abt eng ext
(8:09 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: cos it's sex texts

(10:26 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: "say keep going Jenny, it feels good"
"keep going jenny, i feels good"

(8:12 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: LOLE like sexual noise?

N
- noobicle
Somebody/Someone who enjoys sticking there reproductive organs into a another Newbie persons anus passage.

Person 1: Zomg your a noobicle
Person 2: Stfu.

(10:48 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: hahahha jenny is having the convo with herself

A
- Alan-attracting
Alan says: though i suppose its not that much a problem if i drive

Alan says: if i come along then you wont need to worry about having enough cash available on the spot

Alan says: its not an issue
Alan says: since i have a car
Alan says: otherwise yeah it'll be fun carrying it on the train etc

(10:01 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i was in the shower right
(10:01 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: and i was thinkin abt alan lam

(9:24 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: so...does it point upwards or down? or does it depend on its erectal status?
(9:25 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: omg alan lam

I
- incestual
Joycie. says:
well, i'm jacks twin then :]
(11:19 PM) high hopes in ve: hm...incest...
(11:22 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: omg...took me a while to get what you meant >< i was like...how is talkin to my sis online incest ><
(11:23 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: T.T

L
- love sick
(9:27 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: HAHAHA JACK IS SO CUTE WHEN HE WAS LITTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

(10:00 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i added jack subconsciously and then i realised i was liek SH*T WTH

(8:08 PM) high hopes in ve: have three things to do tonight
(8:09 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: $) to help jack and mel get together :]

(8:32 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: i saw those "jackpot" posters and i kinda stopped abruptly, and then started powerwalkin again ><

So many more... but I think I shall leave it at that!

Wow what an effective way of procrastinating for Bullshit Studies. Anyway... the point of this post was to wish Melody

A VERY HAPPY 18TH BIRTHDAY!

<333

xox

You know you love me.

2 comments:

melzZz said...

ROFLLLLLLLLLL omg LOVE jenny! even though most of this was taken OUT OF CONTEXT!!! UHEMMM yesh buh fnx so much for effort E>E>E>

i just hope i haven't made you fail ur biz ><

rolf yesh i just realised that my name is no longer "melody" but "melody the snail" i was like...i don't have an n in my name ><

man sif alan-attracting me for a...at least say something alex's neice xP

my favourite ones:
(5:32 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: burps are when you release gas right
(5:32 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: so genital burpies are when you produce gas from oyour genitals

(9:28 PM) { ||=♫=|=Mirrors: and his little tadpoles take ont eh role of blade runners to capture sarah's replicant eggs but they shall the opposite of destroying one another

ROFLLLLLL i just got ur msg cos my phone ran outta batteries ahahahhaa...

yesh this account involves deliberate selection and exclusion contributing to the history and memory of mel =]

i love you jenny =]

*MUAHHHH*

~Sushi~ said...

haha interesting yet confusing at the same time... =O was the alex's neice thing directed at me? i hope not ><

Happy 18 year and 6 day birthday... that did not make sense but appreciate my effort xD