Tuesday, June 2, 2009

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

IS THIS A JOKE?

> Dear Jenny,
>
> Recently, I have been notified by your tutor, Mr. Peter De Lissa, about
> the excellent quality of your PSY104 essay on “Procrastination”.
>
> I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate you for receiving
> a High Distinction for your essay. Because you have demonstrated
> excellence in your essay-writing skills, I would like to ask you for a
> favour.
>
> I would like to ask for your permission to show your essay to PSY104
> students who would like to improve their writing skills. My plan is to
> remove all identifiable numbers/names from these essays, convert them
> into pdf and then upload them to Blackboard as examples of well-written
> essays. By doing this we could help hundreds of students who require
> assistance in mastering this skill.
>
> Please note that no name or identifiable material would be attached to
> the essay. Please let me know if you have any objections to this
> presentation of your work - I will be understanding, and will respect
> your decision. I further confirm (and promise) that there will not be
> any consequence of your decision.
>
> However, if you are happy for me to use your essay as a demonstration of
> good essay-writing skills, could you send me an electronic version of
> your essay?
>
> Thank you so much Jenny, and I wish you all the very best for your final
> exam.
>
> Best wishes,
> Nasreen

LOLOLOL!!!

EDIT:

Just told my parents. My mum came over and read the email and was like, "is this real?". LOL she asked me what procrastination was and after I explained she said, "isn't that you? That's ironic" and laughed. xD Then when she was reading the actual essay and the symptoms of procrastination she was like "this is what you are, that's why you did so well" HAHAH OMG I LOVE MY MUM. I actually managed to convince her to give me $50 for getting a HD, she was quite happy to, which is a MASSIVE step since she is always so reluctant to give me money for various occassions such CNY, birthdays, Christmas. xD Anyway I'm happy because the blow to wallet from shopping today will be significantly reduced hehehe.

Most unexpected thing to happen to me in a while man! I swear the essay isn't even that good. O_O But hey, I'm definitely not complaining! ;D

xox

2 comments:

melzZz said...

ahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa...

i'm so proud of you *-) xD

~Sushi~ said...

omg! good work though! i was surprised too but i guess you're procrastination has helped you to achieve something good! =)