Saturday, May 9, 2009

FML

Jenny's Food Diary
Monday - ham footlong
Tuesday - ham footlong
Wednesday - pizza footlong
Thursday - ham footlong for lunch & seafood risotto for dinner
Friday - teriyaki chicken for lunch & korean for dinner. They should really open a Subway at Market City HAHA
Saturday - 6 inch chicken fillet
Sunday - ???

In conclusion, I've spent more than $75 on food this week, a bit less than half of that on Subway. LOL FML.

Did I mention my phone always enjoys choosing the most inconvenient times to run out of batteries? This is what I recall -
- after school I realised that I'd left my keys at home (this was when I still lived at Wolli). I passed the time by studying for Economics til dark. After hours of waiting I had to knock on some random's apartment door and they kindly let me use their phone to call my parents...
- before Zack's formal I had to use Iris's phone to contact him and arrange meeting up. Waiting for him (because he was late) at Central in a formal dress with no phone and not knowing where he was wasn't so fun =="
- I assumed I was meeting MishJeff at the entrance of Luna Park. Luckily I had written their numbers down in eyeliner on a perfume sample before my phone ran out of batteries. After waiting around for quite a bit I asked a random for their phone and found out MishJeff had been waiting at Milson's Point station the whole time...
On the way home I had to ask another random on the train for their phone so I could tell my dad to pick me up from the station and explain I hadn't been picking up their calls because my batteries had run out
- I got home today and figured I'd left my keys at the shop. I walked back down to the station to use the payphone when I realised I didn't have any change. Asked two women if I could use either of their phones, one said she didn't have one and the other said she didn't have credit. Instead they gave me a bit of money and I was able to call my dad before walking back home. I sat on my doorstep in the dark with nothing to do except pick at my pimples, be bitten by a million bugs, and think about all the work I could be doing at the time. FINALLY my dad rocked up and told me mum hadn't been able to find my keys at the shop...

You know what's coming next right?

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It was quite possibly the most depressing moment of my life when I found my keys in my bag. Shut up, I'm lacking sleep okay? FML.

Lucky there are kind and hospitable people out there, then there are others who either think I'll run off with their phones or are too stingy to lend. =="

Anyway, continuing on the theme of my posts being inspired by my trashy escapades, I witnessed drunkenness firsthand last night. And not the happy "I'm-so-high-that-I'm-going-to-hug-random-people" kinda drunk, I mean the uncontrollable crying, nonsensical rambling, stumbling around, vomitting in the streets kinda drunk. Yeah, it was not pretty. Needless to say, my parents weren't very happy to find out I was going to be late home because I needed to help a "sick" friend. FML.

Well enough procrastinating for now, see you guys on Thursday when we shall drink (responsibly) to celebrate Sarah's adulthood hehe. ;)

3 comments:

violet illusion said...

ohh jenny you are hilarious hahah! this should teach you to charge your phone more often. and if its running low and you need it, you can turn it off until you have to use it. the part where the keys were in your bag are HILARIOUS!!! hahaah but i feel bad for you. i'd be sooo annoyed at myself >_<.

and OMG stop eating subway!

melzZz said...

AHAHHA i remember EVERY SINGLE ONE of those no battery moments ahahhahaha...
except for the newest one you didn't tell meee!!!
and i think this one is by far the funniest kekekkeke
pick at your pimples? oh jenny you're so charming...
what happened to your kitty?
lolz jenny how can you not know it was in your bag ahahhahAHhhaah xD
mmm...drinking sounds so dangerous xS
YAYYY sarah turns 18
i mean sarah turned 18
WOOOT

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p.s. what does FML mean? f*ck me later? :S

p.p.s. i think you mean market ct should NEVER think of opening a subway xP

melzZz said...

oh i just urbandictionaryed it...i was close!